Elizabeth Banks Covers Allure June 2012: Hollywood Is Still Sexist

Elizabeth Banks Covers Allure June 2012 - Photo

Elizabeth Banks covers Allure Magazine June 2012, promoting What To Expect When You’re Expecting. Which has, thus far, relied almost entirely on the personal lives of Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez. The cover is pretty, although incongruous with the rest of the shoot where she has no eyebrows and Novacane mouth. It’s a pretty interesting [...]

Heidi Klum Talks Divorce & Plastic Surgery In Allure May 2012

Heidi Klum Allure Magazine May 2012 - Photo

Heidi Klum covers Allure Magazine May 2012 in what appears to be an unedited shot. That is, Klum denies having cosmetic surgery in her interview and then she poses without clothes to prove it. And it appears there’s no airbrushing of the natural lines on her face for the cover. Which goes to her point about [...]

Kim Kardashian Covers Allure March 2012: Talks Babies & Marriage

Kim Kardashian Allure March 2012 - Photo

Kim Kardashian plays the lovelorn, barren spinster in Allure March 2012. Because that’s all she’s got left to shill in lieu of a third husband or a baby (for which you can bet pimp momager prayed during her daughter’s honeymooon because babies are the PR gift that keep on giving). On wanting babies because her [...]

Zooey Deschanel Covers Allure February 2012: Unflattering Or Still Cute?

Zooey Deschanel Covers Allure - Photo

Zooey Deschanel covers Allure February 2012, in what has to already be one of the year’s worst covers. That sounds premature, 17-days in. Except it’s not, since this cover’s just so oddly put together it’s hard to believe Allure isn’t trolling us all (this is the cover from Allure.com, so it’s real). This cover? Really? [...]