Lea Michele Covers Prestige Hong Kong March 2012: I’m Not Dating Anyone

Lea Michele Covers Prestige Magazine - Photo

Lea Michele covers Prestige Hong Kong March 2012. It’s an oddly-posed, oddly-staged photo shoot with Michele looking into the middle distance with a laboured facial expression. Honestly, the styling’s not horrible but it’s a pretty poor shoot. But then all Prestige’s shoots are styled and posed to be samey. It’s a long interview in which [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Shills Processed Food After Getting All Preachy

Gwyneth Paltrow SPAR Billboard - Photo

Gwyneth Paltrow was bound to end up entrenched in a GOOPY food scandal. It’s an inevitable consequence of her tedious, preachy, sanctimonious, out-of-touch lifestyle tips (the GOOP newsletter tips in themselves are inoffensive, except in the context that she appears to be out of touch with what the peasants can afford nowadays). Paltrow once claimed she’d “rather [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Harper’s Bazaar March 2012: Condones Cheating

Gwyneth Paltrow Harper’s Bazaar – Photo

Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper’s Bazaar again, following her Harper’s Bazaar UK March 2011 issue last year. It’s an interesting offering. The photo shoot is, obviously, Terry Richardson. For whom Paltrow lifts her skirt and, conversely, looks away from the camera coyly; leading to a subscriber cover with just the side of her head. It’s a [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Clarifies Beyonce’s Baby Name: Blue Ivy Carter

Beyonce Baby Bump At DVD Screening - Photo

There was mass-confusion this weekend as media outlets rushed to report on the delivery of Beyonce’s pillow. Outlets including TMZ.com initially transposed the baby name as Ivy Blue Carter, leading to mis-reporting of the same. E! Online were right on the money, somehow, with TMZ correcting itself in later reports. The pillow’s label says “Blue [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Judges Your Bowel Movements With GOOP Colon Cleanse

Gwyneth Paltrow Colon Cleanse - Photo

Gwyneth Paltrow’s role in life is to be a GOOPY judge. She’s the perfect wife, perfect mother, with a perfect job/ home/ life/ workout/ diet blah. And, because she’s perfect, we get all these obsequious judgements about lifestyle cleverly disquised as a newsletter. Oddly, something as simple as the well-timed and marketed launch of a [...]